Here's my hot Valentine's Day date.
It turns out that "much more than I ever hoped for" line wasn't referring to me. Oh well.
I think I know where things went wrong--I tried singing her my hit song "Be My Valentine," the parody I wrote a few years ago to the tune of Alice Cooper's "Feed My Frankenstein" (any of you KBYU Fat Kids remember that?).
It's a creepy song, but come on...she talks to mice and rides in pumpkins. I thought she'd be into it. Live and learn, I guess.
All is not lost...when Cindy was in the bathroom, I managed to get Sleeping Beauty's number off her cell. There may still be romance in the air for me tonight!