After Saturday night's adult session of stake conference (apparently I'm the only one who thinks calling it the "adult session" makes it sound a little dirty), I found myself at a table at Shake Shack with one friend and two friends of friends. As we were getting acquainted, we had the following humorous exchange:
New friend: What do you do?
Me: Whatever I want, because I'm unemployed.
New friend: Just like half of America.
Me: Yeah, but I was doing it before it was trendy.
It's funny (and sad) because it's true.